- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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