Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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