- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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