- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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