Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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