- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Dwarf Shortage

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

God is real.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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