- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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