- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

I will create more jobs for americans

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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