- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Men's rights

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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