- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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