- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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