- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Albino African Americans

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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