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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A pope meets another one

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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