Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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