What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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