Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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