I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You are joking right?

And you honored it I see :P

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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