- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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