- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Gay republicans

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Please ignore this statement.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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