- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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