- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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