- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

civil rights

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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