You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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