- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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