- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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