Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Death by kayak

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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