- Anti Joke

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red, yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Cripples are lame.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.