Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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