How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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