Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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