Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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kathryn atkins

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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