- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's brown an sticky Shit

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

quantum physics?

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