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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes