- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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