what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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time to spruce up!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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