Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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