Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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