- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Gay rights.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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