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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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