whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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