A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

the NAACP

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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