- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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