What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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