- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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