What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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good looking women

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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