- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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