- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I'm rick james bitch

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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