- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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