- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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