- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Tony Romo

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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