- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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