- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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