Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Your mam is so fat.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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