- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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