- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Mama just died.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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