- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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