- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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