- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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