- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What page are you on The gay page.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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