Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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