How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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