- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

quantum physics?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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