A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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