2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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