Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

One, two, three, four and five

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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