- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Tony Romo

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Cripples are lame.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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