- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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