- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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