- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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