- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A bar walks into a man

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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