- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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