- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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