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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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