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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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