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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The Labour Party.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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