Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

your mama so old, shes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

woman's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops