So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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