Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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