- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man goes to the potty.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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