What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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american idol

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Anti Joke

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