Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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