- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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