- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Women's rights.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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