Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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There's my tractor.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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