What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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