When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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