A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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