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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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