- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Donald Trump

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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