- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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