- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What? Huh?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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