what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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