- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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