2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Women's rights.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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