- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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