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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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