- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Golf.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

mikey is cute

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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