How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Knock knock knock OCD

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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