What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

hi michael

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

13 =B you just learned something

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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