- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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