why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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