Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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9/11

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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