- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Women's rights.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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