- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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