- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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