- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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