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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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