- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man penetrates another man.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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