- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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