whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Ebola

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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