Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Jebron Lames.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

an american walks out of a strip club.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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