What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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