- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

your mom.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Jebron Lames.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

an american walks out of a strip club.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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