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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Communism hehe xd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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