Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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