- Anti Joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.