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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

were at work systems r down

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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