- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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