- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's white and black? Color blind.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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