- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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