- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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