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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

your mom.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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