yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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