- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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