- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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