what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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womans rights...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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