- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's 1+1? 69.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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