Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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snowglobe

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Anti Joke

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