Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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