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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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