- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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