- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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