What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Lololol

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KATE WAS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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