- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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