- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge