What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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