- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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