Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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bite me

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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