- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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