what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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HELLO EVERYONE

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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okay so theres this guy.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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