- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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