True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Jimmy Saville

i had sex.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

James Patrick Campbell

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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