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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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