Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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drugs.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

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