- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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