- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

T u r n i p s

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Heskey time.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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