What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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