- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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