What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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my penis

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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DERP

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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1+2 = 6

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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