Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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