How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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autistic kids rock

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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