- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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