- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

SHUT UP JP

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

aodhan hearty

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

12 in general

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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