A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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autistic kids rock

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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