Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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