Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Guest what in the butt

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

whats white jizz

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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