- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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