- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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