- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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