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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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