- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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