- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Phew... it's gone.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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