Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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