- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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