- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

race-car = rac-ecar

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

u know whats a crime? rape

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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