There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Yes

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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