Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's up? Your time.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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