What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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