Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Tall asians

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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