- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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