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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

bangers and mash?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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