Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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