Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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