What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Shltskc gw? G

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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