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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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