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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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