A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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