Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What are annoying? Ads.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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