- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Equal rights!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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