What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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