- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A hill billy went fishing

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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