do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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