A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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