- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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