- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Knock knock. Who's there?

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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