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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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