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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Chuck Norris is dead......

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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