- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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