- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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