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You're a big fat monkey.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

William wright is Gay

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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