What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

No your aunties a joke

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

whats a joke

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Boxing on Boxing Day

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

civil rights

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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