Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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