A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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