- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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