what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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An anti-joke

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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